I get it. People love their kids. And that's probably a good thing. Personally I'm not fond of most kids. I like the ones related to me, and those that don't cry much... or poop in my presence. However, I've found that most parents/children don't adhere to the set of rules I think they should.

1. If they are old enough to ask for it, they shouldn't be breast feeding.
2. Don't shit your pants immediately after a diaper change. That's just rude.
2. Parents should be able to discipline their kids in public. How dare anyone judge others for their little brats when they aren't the ones lugging them around in public?

3. Anyone currently able to procreate should only be allowed two offspring. More than that is just ridiculous. Neither you nor planet Earth needs more than two.

4. Drugging screaming children is completely acceptable... I'm talking about Benadryl or something mild. But hey, if you've got the funds for something stronger, I don't judge.
5. Kids don't belong in certain places: Bars, nice restaurants, college classrooms, airplanes ...  I reserve the right to add to this list.

With all this being said, I don't have kids and I'm kind of okay with that. If you do have kids feel free to dispute any of my rules. I realize they probably aren't completely reasonable.

If I ever find myself with kids I would for sure need this.