http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/07/news/economy/marijuana-legalization-washington-colorado/index.html

Some memorable movie moments...

Paco: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Cassanova Frankenstein: A fish-fork is no match for my machine

Waffler: I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.

Monty: There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock.

Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!...

Greg Focker: Did they teach you THAT in the CIA? ....... CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?!

Omfg...

I NEED this cat!

 

 

Hey, cool...

I wonder why www.poop.com takes you to Monster job forum... Maybe they figure anyone going to poop.com has too much time and needs to get a job? Heeh.

Bummer! I was at 8 washes! Hmph.

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Police put stop to free sex after nine car washes: A massage parlour and a car wash outlet in Sunway Mentari, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, have given new meaning to the phrase "customer loyalty". ...

Jhonen Vasquez

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac; It's sick and demented just the right amount. Picking up from this Squee is similar in its darkness, both must reads if you're into comics.

JTHM 7 issues
Squee 4 issues

If you find your self liking Johnen's work there are also two issues of I feel Sick and 1 issue of Bad Art Collection. Bad art collection I have not read but I would imagine it being worthwhile.

Movies with unrealistic endings piss me off.  I'd like to see more movies that don't make me want to punch myself in the face. I'm not sure if the writers can't come up with anything better or this is the shit that sells. Rarrww

WHOOPS! Eh, No Biggie.

US nurse throws away kidney from living donor, ruins it

 

A nurse in a US hospital 'accidentally' threw away a kidney from a living donor with medical waste and ruined it.

 

The kidney was removed by a surgeon and then inadvertently thrown away by a nurse. It took about an hour or more to find the discarded kidney, which was among medical waste, sources with knowledge of the botched surgery said.

Hospital officials have talked about the August 10 incident that rendered the donated kidney ruined, but they refused for a second day to confirm multiple reports about how the removed organ was damaged beyond repair.

"One of the kidney doctors talked to me," Grossman said. "He said it had to do with one of the nurses disposing of the kidney improperly. He didn't try to hide anything from us."
However, it's unclear what happened to the kidney recipient.

.....UHHHH. WTF DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THE RECIPIENT?!

Ben & Cherry's

HA! I find this pretty funny but Ben & Jerry's is mid lawsuit

 

 

 



I get it. People love their kids. And that's probably a good thing. Personally I'm not fond of most kids. I like the ones related to me, and those that don't cry much... or poop in my presence. However, I've found that most parents/children don't adhere to the set of rules I think they should.

1. If they are old enough to ask for it, they shouldn't be breast feeding.
2. Don't shit your pants immediately after a diaper change. That's just rude.
2. Parents should be able to discipline their kids in public. How dare anyone judge others for their little brats when they aren't the ones lugging them around in public?

3. Anyone currently able to procreate should only be allowed two offspring. More than that is just ridiculous. Neither you nor planet Earth needs more than two.

4. Drugging screaming children is completely acceptable... I'm talking about Benadryl or something mild. But hey, if you've got the funds for something stronger, I don't judge.
5. Kids don't belong in certain places: Bars, nice restaurants, college classrooms, airplanes ...  I reserve the right to add to this list.

With all this being said, I don't have kids and I'm kind of okay with that. If you do have kids feel free to dispute any of my rules. I realize they probably aren't completely reasonable.

If I ever find myself with kids I would for sure need this.

 

Sometimes I get bored and do stuff like create blogs just to see if they'll entertain me. Or sometimes I type the names of everyone I know into the URL bar to see to see where it takes me. Today I Googled 'retarded shit'. The results were on par as far as my expectations went. Try it.