Friday, September 21, 2012

Some memorable movie moments...


Paco: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Cassanova Frankenstein: A fish-fork is no match for my machine


Waffler: I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.

Monty: There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock.

Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!...

Greg Focker: Did they teach you THAT in the CIA? ....... CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?!


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Omfg...


I NEED this cat!


 

 

Hey, cool...

I wonder why www.poop.com takes you to Monster job forum... Maybe they figure anyone going to poop.com has too much time and needs to get a job? Heeh.

Bummer! I was at 8 washes! Hmph.

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Police put stop to free sex after nine car washes: A massage parlour and a car wash outlet in Sunway Mentari, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, have given new meaning to the phrase "customer loyalty". ...

Jhonen Vasquez

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac; It's sick and demented just the right amount. Picking up from this Squee is similar in its darkness, both must reads if you're into comics.

JTHM 7 issues
Squee 4 issues

If you find your self liking Johnen's work there are also two issues of I feel Sick and 1 issue of Bad Art Collection. Bad art collection I have not read but I would imagine it being worthwhile.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Movies with unrealistic endings piss me off.  I'd like to see more movies that don't make me want to punch myself in the face. I'm not sure if the writers can't come up with anything better or this is the shit that sells. Rarrww